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“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen.”
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore to store all the reasons why I love you.â€
